SwagZilla

Ask me anything   .....Pure Vanity..... po-mo, suburbs, music, crafting, bro, film, pretentious, facetious, etc.

ven0moth:

"ma’am can i see your id?"

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— 1 month ago with 151290 notes

cracked:

inkybetterdays:

riskpig:

cracked:

It’s gotta be easier than reading the books.

The Best Way to Learn a Game of Thrones Language

BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THOSE COMMERCIALS????? IT HAD A GERMAN OGRE INTRODUCING HIMSELF AND FRENCH MICE TEACHING YOU HOW TO COUNT.

'because as we all know, winter is coming'

omg i’m dying

Good thing the finale’s not till tomorrow, that’s like 36 hours of prime Muzzy time.

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— 2 months ago with 7719 notes
gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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— 2 months ago with 153121 notes
boyswanna-be-her:

pprettygreeneyes:

fatmaninalittlesuit:

notjustlikethat:

You’ll notice in all three photos I’m smiling big and bad. That’s because I’ve always loved life. The thing with loving life, is you want to experience everything to the fullest, and I simply couldn’t do that the way I was. It just wasn’t an option, my body got in the way.
So I started thinking about what and how I ate. Then I started doing the things I loved, little by little - and I did things in the gym that would help me gain the strength so I could do even more things I wanted to do. 
My body - it’s only important to me in that I can live life as fully as I crave. Now all my goals are performance based instead of scale based and I’m loving life more every day. 

How awesome are you my friend? :)

this is my favorite progress collage

a fabulous commentary that’s ten times more powerful than the picture.

boyswanna-be-her:

pprettygreeneyes:

fatmaninalittlesuit:

notjustlikethat:

You’ll notice in all three photos I’m smiling big and bad. That’s because I’ve always loved life. The thing with loving life, is you want to experience everything to the fullest, and I simply couldn’t do that the way I was. It just wasn’t an option, my body got in the way.

So I started thinking about what and how I ate. Then I started doing the things I loved, little by little - and I did things in the gym that would help me gain the strength so I could do even more things I wanted to do. 

My body - it’s only important to me in that I can live life as fully as I crave. Now all my goals are performance based instead of scale based and I’m loving life more every day. 

How awesome are you my friend? :)

this is my favorite progress collage

a fabulous commentary that’s ten times more powerful than the picture.

— 2 months ago with 492 notes

cloverthebulldog:

My parents laugh at my crazy back legs all the time…but I don’t get it. I mean I just do what’s comfortable!

— 2 months ago with 207 notes
#clover the bulldog  #english bulldog  #adorable!! 

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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— 2 months ago with 141339 notes

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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— 2 months ago with 544325 notes

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

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— 2 months ago with 94417 notes